Rainier von Chompenstomp, 2005 – 2016

Rainier von Chompenstomp, groundbreaking visual and performance artist, long-time Cabbagetonian, and lauded “awkward snuggler/natural blonde,” died peacefully in the late hours of Thursday, February 11th, 2016 in Atlanta, Georgia, with friends.

Early Life

Details of his very early life remain unknown. The Staffordshire terrier/labrador/whippet mix is rumored to have been clandestinely transported from his native Louisiana to Atlanta during hurricane evacuations in 2005. He spent his first winter in harsh, crowded living conditions before being discovered by his patrons and early supporters, the von Chompenstomp family of Cabbagetown, who retained his services as “au pair/irregular night watchman.” Although it was unknown at the time why the (then-)childless von Chompenstomps could possibly require the services of an au pair, it was suspected that the matriarch of the household hoped that a more urbane presence might normalize the behavior of the notoriously reclusive Écuyer von Chompenstomp, who had not been seen out of doors (clothed, during daylight hours) since 1998.

Budding Artist

The artist used the ample free time afforded by his semicontracted position with the von Chompenstomps to explore themes informed by his initial displacement and ensuing year of quasi-incarceration, particularly exploring the complex relationships between physical proximity and intimacy. Notable examples in this period included “Distressed Thrift Couch #1,” which equated physical proximity to inevitable ruination/elevation, and his well-known series “Nervous Tummy around Houseguests,” which was considered avant-garde even among more extreme Shock Art circles for its use of egesta as sole medium. Several installations from the NTaH series, such as “Matter near your hair is closer than it appears / time to wake up Jackie” and “These floors ain’t level / everything flows downhill: welcome Lady Hall” are being considered posthumously for the prestigious Blergh prize. This period also saw the beginning of his work on a prolific touring catalogue, including noted pieces “invisible on beige carpets,” “what is a horse” and “who’s afraid of a festering butt wound?,” the last of which was shown sequentially on a tour through nine Eastern seaboard states and employed a viral marketing campaign exploiting highway patrol broadcasts in the States of Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

Later Years

RvC came into his own during his later period, exploring (some say abusing) themes of repetition and deconstruction into his performance pieces and installations. The stunning physicality of his longest performance piece, “throw-ball-chase-ball-throw-ball-chase-ball” was transfixing to children and thought-provoking among more mature audiences, owing to its nuanced reflection on the passing of time being freely manipulated by our emotions, primarily joy. Other performance pieces served as counterpoint to this by incorporating extreme minimalism – conveying complex emotions through stillness. The most publicized examples included “crocodile-window-lurk” and “sphinx pose.”

RvC’s installations during this phase focused on the reinterpretation of man-made or natural objects into their constituent components. This effort followed but diverged from the “readymades” of Duchamp in that the artist considered his reinterpreted versions – to which he referred as “piles” – to be the true forms of these objects, rather than alternate forms or uses. Despite occasional misfires on this long-term project (including “Shovel,” “Cutlery,” and “Fence”), these works were among his most popular, and often incorporated the rich supply of natural materials afforded by his Kirkwood studio space. Notable examples included “Large-Format Stick I-IX,” “Stuffed Toy,” “Stuffed Toy,” “Stuffed Toy,” “Stuffed Toy,” “Stuffed Toy,” and “Possum Parts?” His final work in the series, “What is Under your Home is not Under your Home: French Drain” was panned by critics, but appreciated by some of his fans as a cri de coeur from an unendingly curious soul who knew that to destroy is the only way to truly create.

RvC is mourned and missed by his human and canine housemates (KEL, JLM, EHRM, DB), dog friends (MOB, DOB, MT, ZF, et al), and by his colleagues. Godspeed, good buddy.

ÉvC contributed reporting to this piece.

piece of cake

This week marks a couple of very happy milestones. Eve is officially a year and a half (18 months today!) with lots of new teeth and vocabulary and all that jazz. Including the ability to say “ca-ca” with a Finnish accent, in order to get escorted quickly to a bathroom so she can then play with the sink and toilet fixtures. She does this a bit at home, but more at daycare, where said fixtures are suitably tiny and adorable but make me want to soak my hands in bleach because daycare viruses, gag.

It’s also our 5-year wedding anniversary tomorrow, and as far as I can remember, it’s the first one that we will spend on different continents. In fact, this spring semester is the longest stretch we’ve been apart since we piled into my old red golf a dozen years ago and Luke read me comic books while we drove out of RI to set up in a bizarre Atlanta apartment featuring both skateboard ramp and functional garage door in the living room.

Moving to Finland has had some shared strangeness with that big move. Total disorientation at times, and reminders of the vastness of this world. I wonder if the more places you get to know, the more things you are missing at any given time, and this week my sentimental side is definitely missing home. So big x+o’s and happy valentine’s day to all the lovers out there, and a toast …to passion! ❤

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eve’s latest passion – trampolines

 

 

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Short days in the magic north. 

Lapland travelogue – 22 dec 2015

Today in Finland is the official shortest day of 2015. And the further north you are, the shorter it is. We took advantage of this mysterious science by taking the long train up to Lapland for a winter holiday adventure!

It’s only been about a week but there have been MANY highlights. Stepping off the train at Rovaniemi into a snow globe at night. Crossing the arctic circle and meeting Santa at his workshop. Glögi and Christmas cookies and smoked reindeer and salmon and wild berry jam. Eve mastering some impressive vocabulary including “kiitos” (KEE-toe) (Finnish for thank you) and “snow” (NOE) and “Gigi” (jee-jee) (her grandma on my side).  

One night was spent in a mobile cabin, pulled out onto frozen Lake Inari by snowmobile in hopes of glimpsing some auroras. Although it was too cloudy that night, we spotted some the next night from our balcony of hotel in “downtown” Inari. Which is comprised of a hotel and a grocery store and a pizza-kebab restaurant. The other major highlight was our more-dramatic-than-anticipated “husky fun” expedition out to a husky farm for a dog sled ride through the frozen woods. As we were just getting started and the sleds being untied and prepped for takeoff – our pups, so excited to run (and all worked up by a nearby giant moose) strained the rope securing us to a tree ’til it snapped and we took off down the path, family of three packed into the sled… no driver. We made it an impressive distance – long enough to start worrying if we should try and jump off – before finally slowing on an uphill and Luke breaking with the heel of his boot on the soft snow. After this excitement, Eve dozed off for the remainder of the ride, even the part where we came upon a …pack? of reindeer and the dogs went berserk.  But she was happy to meet Lobo and Tarzan and all the other pups up close and give them some pets after we made it safely back to the farm. 

Finnish tourist towns also have phenomenal museums. In Rovaniemi, they have the Arktikum “museum of the arctic” with an aurora theater and cool science displays for both toddlers and grown-ass nerds. And in Inari there was the museum of Sámi history, with impressive nature exhibit,  including fake berries and a stuffed bug and other educational delights for eve to explore and find. 

Now as the days start to grow (slowly, imperceptibly) longer, we are taking the long bus and then the night train back home to Tampere. Where the sun, even today, sets at something like 3pm. AKA super late, compared to 12:30 up here on top of the world. 

 

train ride northwards!
  
gimme all your french fries
  
polar bear shower – she’s into it
  

the woods near santa’s workshop
 
learning the word “hot”
  
letters to santa
    
our mobile cabin ski-thing home
 
DOGS. pre-adventure
    
mid-ride action shot!
  
post-ride evidence.
    
tarzan, the “greeter” dog makes it all up to eve after the trip
 
fun in the snow.
   

bus ridin’ homewards
   

30 degrees below something

It has been getting FROSTY here in Finland.

…At least, there is literal frost. And a cold alternating between sunny/crisp and wet days that beg for hot chocolate and movie nights. It’s like super fall. And it’s a refreshing change from the seven-month long Atlanta summer.

However, the challenge is this:

THE METRIC SYSTEM.
THE METRIC* SYSTEM.

Everyone else seems to have a handle on the forecast, except me and perhaps some of the local Burmese/Liberian populations.

So, guides like this one on how to dress my baby to keep her toes from freezing off are less than entirely helpful.

A “how to dress for weather” chart

I may need to insert for myself a big red “You Are Here” right above the 0° mark and adjust as the year goes along. But so far, the 1-year-old has been sent to school on a day that hits the high 50’s in a ridiculously heavy snowsuit and mittens suitable for a long husky-sledding adventure. And has also been out in the cold with only her medium-weight waterproof playsuit. (The horror!)

No snow yet, though…y’all know I am on the lookout.

Eve is learning about TV -- clearly, she is ready for a snow day!
Eve is learning about screen-based entertainment — clearly ready for a snow day!

*The US has, instead, a based-on but not-quite Imperial system, which is so complicated it has its own name (the US customary aka “we do us” system).

Also (no, my “units of measure” rant is not over) why are F° and C° so arbitrarily difficult to convert between? Ain’t nobody adding 32 and dividing by 5/9ths in their heads, despite what mathisfun.com tells you.

Euro nugget, interrupted

Been a helluva month over here. 

A train trip to the beautiful, old-Europe town of Turku where I spoke at a Fulbright seminar on American culture, and where Eve enjoyed a big dose of outside fun. Followed by a rapid-fire epic week back home in Atlanta for some very important festivities. Back in Tampere now, and winter’s approach is clearer with every lost half hour of sun. And its bizarre angle, low in the sky, at noon. 

Now that we are back, more posts! And pics. Like these from Halloween, when Eve dressed up in an orange bandana and I fed her homemade hot chocolate. 

   
 

Sunday girl

AKA “what the heck do Finns do on Sundays”

I spent a few disoriented weekends chewing on this question, because pretty much everything is closed on Sunday here. Not because everyone’s in church… apparently only about 2% of the country goes with any frequency (mainly Lutheran).  But they aren’t using it as an extra day for errands, or doing “shopping as sport”, or something between the two like spending the afternoon in a Target (BEEN THERE).

Instead…here are a few popular Sunday activities. Based on my convenience sample of things happening either in proximity to our apartment building or to the 3 Finns I know.

  1. Taking their cats out for a walk. (not in an ironic way)
  2. Watching movies. Reading.
  3. Baking, knitting, being generally crafty. But in a humble, not posted to social media kind of way. Like a nation of boss grandmas.

The grandma metaphor extends to the rest of the week, too. Lots of wool socks, fleece blankets. The school library encourages you to come take your shoes off and curl up on one of their sofas with a blanket (provided) next to their bright light lamps. WHAT. I am taking this as a sign that winter is only survivable through extreme communal coziness.

But back to the Sunday approach…the general idea (supported by my Finnish friend Maija) is that you are SUPPOSED to do nothing. Like, binge netflix on purpose, instead of by accident while procrastinating on chores that spilled over from Saturday (or perhaps much longer ago than that). For an overextended American, this is going to be one of my favorite things to bring back home with me.

Happy Sunday, however you spend it!

PhD in Chillin.
Mmmm “terroir”

Socialist Daycare

Happy labor day, peeps!

Fun fact (in case you didn’t know): Americans celebrate it in September even though it was inspired by the same early May labor protest/bombing (Chicago, 1886) that resulted in the worldwide International Workers Day. But we wanted to be different 1) because we didn’t want to be associated with The Socialists of the World and 2) there was too long of a stretch between Fourth of July and Thanksgiving (duh obviously).

So, subversive chick that I am — I gotta take this opportunity to point out that socialism has its up sides.

Namely, in my case, Irjalan Päiväkoti, the Nugget’s daycare.

This place is one of like 80 municipal daycares, and it is not a big town. So the kid to teacher ratio, it is good. It is right on our bus route and was assigned to us as soon as we visited the main office downtown (they are required to give you a spot within 2 weeks, permanent resident or not).

When we arrived for her first day, it took our breath away….this may sound lame if you don’t have kids, but damn. I mean, adorable lockers when you first walk in, then several different playrooms and a cafeteria. The “napping room” has child-sized murphy bunk beds and also strange enormous kid-proof floor cushion-bean bag hybrids. The folks who work there don’t speak tons of English, so while I try to translate the daily routine and menu word-by-word, I get some strange explanations of the list of items she needs. The list includes both trousers and rain trousers, as well as 18 subtly different other kinds of outerwear. Luckily, Luke scored an amazing hot pink …weatherproof playsuit?… for Nugget’s use romping around in sandboxes during cool but not-yet-cold weather that seems to be covering most needs so far.

She gets tons of outdoor play, and nutritious meals with fruits and vegetables and rye porridge, and it costs the same for the whole month as our US daycare costs per WEEK. And that is the maximum price. If your income is less, it costs less.

Plus these brilliant humans have somehow gotten her to consent to wearing a hat.

I am sure I will have more to say about the various aspects of my adopted “welfare state” as the year unfolds, but for now I am raising a glass (of hard cider) to our socialist daycare. Thank you, Finland. Also, cute pics below. 🙂

 

outside view of daycare wonderland

 
approximately half of the enormous playground (eve in back, for scale)
 

  

clearly miserable.
 
waiting on our bus after a long day of mischief
 

Finland: first impressions

We’ve been in Finland for two weeks already! Despite the puke-filled trek over, and a combination of baby jet lag, language barriers, GI disease and some always fun foreign administrative procedures for getting set up at the bank and university…

we love it here.

Finns are a strange (“quirky”) group of oddballs. They are hilariously, charmingly literal. The street the university is on is called yliopisto-katu…”university street” and walking along it, you find “duck park,”  …which has ducks. There’s also “bear park” …which has a statue of a bear. It’s ALL like that. The busses run reliably, and people are genuine in a big way. But if you ask a Finn how his day is going, you have to be prepared for an actual answer.

Other highlights – the summer produce includes abundant chantarelles (5€/liter!), lots of tiny blueberries, and sweet strawberries, and strange tart orangey-colored cloudberries. They eat LOTS of salmon, and rye breads, and more coffee per capita than anywhere else. (Ha. My highlights are always food-related.)

We’ve been really lucky with the weather so far – it has been bright and clear and warm. And a favorite pastime is to drink hard cider (lots of options to choose from), with ice cubes. As my Auntie Di would say, it does not suck.

And yet… there are already cold breezes and shortening days…

and full-body infant down suits already lining shelves in the stores…

and our small town of Tampere has TWO very established local ice hockey teams…

Shit is about to get real. Real cold.

(Stay tuned!)

With Eve at the ghetto-est place in all of Finland. seriously. we tried to find the scuzziest place in finland and this glen was it.
Registering for classes!

“Guts out” A travelogue 

A seasoned solo traveler may be in for some cognitive dissonance upon attempting a first major trip with a small child. 

1.  Packing. “How to pack for a 12-month old” includes deciding which of the current favorite household items that double as toys should come with, versus stay. You must plot them in 3-d as: x=how essential it is at home, y=physical space it would take up in the luggage, z=probability score of amusement for multiple months aboard. Low scorers: toilet brush (medium-level essential, medium-level amusement but just too much space in the bags. High scorers: toilet bolt cap (arguably very low essential, very high (p) amusement given current trends, and packs up easy! 

2. On leaving behind. Being a mama, for me, has come with a new sense of nostalgia slash acute awareness of the passing of time. Meaning borderline meltdowns looking at the pantry and having a sudden sadness for the yellow lentils that will probably never be eaten. Like “the velveteen rabbit” of dry consumables. 

3.  Travel experience itself. Friends, I will not go into the full detail but…it was intense.  We somehow botched the whole “carry-on” vs “checked” packing plan since it took all our mental capacity just to remember to bring it all, at all. Since diapers were in the checked, baby decided to test out the airport options (plus all her backup outfits) via crazy diarrhea bouts. And coup de grace, puked all over herself and Luke on the final leg of the journey. 

But we made it! Will share first impressions soon. 

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